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  • [00:00.000 – 00:06.400] Okay my friends, I am standing on the trail that leads to the Borg Tech next to Boiren.
  • [00:06.400 – 00:12.720] Unfortunately, the trail is rather steep, and I couldn't drive with the car any closer.
  • [00:12.720 – 00:16.960] Yeah, I know I sound lazy as fuck, but I was already walking quite some time today,
  • [00:16.960 – 00:22.640] and I still wanted to see the castle, but this will probably take me some time to reach the
  • [00:22.640 – 00:28.560] castle. I hope you will still enjoy the video, and as soon as I am on top of the mountain,
  • [00:28.560 – 00:36.080] I will turn the camera on again. It takes way longer to walk up this awfully steep hill.
  • [00:37.520 – 00:44.400] Yes, I know I said I will turn the camera on when I reach the top of the mountain, but since
  • [00:45.600 – 00:53.840] this was most likely to take some time more than I expected, I thought I actually show
  • [00:54.720 – 01:01.440] you how steep everything around here is, and despite the fact that I'm looking forward to
  • [01:01.440 – 01:11.600] see the castle, walking up there feels a little bit like torture. I know I should enjoy the walk
  • [01:11.600 – 01:20.480] up there as well, but today, no. And you can already tell I'm breathing like your local pervert.
  • [01:21.440 – 01:30.080] Oh, that is mean. I have to walk down a little bit to walk up an even steeper part of the trail
  • [01:30.080 – 01:36.880] again. Oh god, that sucks. Okay, I'm still walking up the hill. It's awfully steep,
  • [01:37.760 – 01:44.400] and it's getting actually worse and worse. So far not the most enjoyable experience, to be fully
  • [01:44.400 – 01:51.840] honest, but I'm pretty sure we will have a stunning view in the end. At least I hope so,
  • [01:52.640 – 01:58.080] because otherwise it wouldn't have been worth it to climb up this fucking mountain.
  • [02:01.200 – 02:07.680] That's nice, that they ride when you're probably already 95% up the mountain,
  • [02:08.400 – 02:14.880] the day will close soon. Oh fucking fantastic. Finally it looks like there's the first part
  • [02:15.760 – 02:23.040] of a defense wall. I hope I'm not wrong. No, and there we have the castle, finally.
  • [02:25.280 – 02:32.240] Just to give you an impression of how steep it actually is here. I really hope the view
  • [02:32.240 – 02:42.480] from up there will be worth the entire hike. I was under the foolish impression
  • [02:43.440 – 02:50.880] I could drive with the car basically next to the castle, get out, take a couple of pictures,
  • [02:52.080 – 03:00.320] but yeah, I couldn't have been more wrong. That was one of the worst hikes in a long time,
  • [03:01.280 – 03:07.120] because it's just deep today, it's awfully warm and humid, and it doesn't really feel
  • [03:09.520 – 03:15.120] enjoyable or relaxing by any means. I'm not sure if it's the smartest idea to have the escape tunnel
  • [03:16.720 – 03:23.440] basically coming out on the main trail where your enemies walk up to kill you,
  • [03:23.600 – 03:34.240] but yeah, let's see how it is in the inside of the castle. Oh, there's already a horrible fast food
  • [03:34.240 – 03:40.880] smell in there. I read something about the restaurant, but usually at such locations
  • [03:43.040 – 03:47.760] those places are more or less shit. I'm finally on top of the mountain and inside
  • [03:48.640 – 03:53.760] the castle walls. You can see I have a stunning view in the background. Don't worry, I will turn
  • [03:53.760 – 04:01.360] the camera around. I will just show you a brief overview, and then you will get more detailed shots,
  • [04:02.080 – 04:09.120] but you can tell I'm sweating like a fucking pig. I'm so exhausted. This wasn't planned for the day
  • [04:09.120 – 04:13.360] at all. Don't get me wrong. I'm happy now that I'm on top of the mountain and that I made it.
  • [04:14.320 – 04:20.880] It shows that starting to lose more weight actually helped, but I'm so done,
  • [04:21.920 – 04:28.080] and obviously I didn't brought a water bottle, and here we have the overview from one side of the
  • [04:28.080 – 04:34.320] castle, and I have to say it was actually worth coming to the top of the mountain, but I need a
  • [04:34.320 – 04:41.200] break now. I'm completely done. Okay, just to give you a little bit of an overview of the castle,
  • [04:41.360 – 04:49.280] it's actually a nice building, but to be fully fair, the last one I showed you I preferred a little
  • [04:49.280 – 04:56.720] bit more, because I don't know, it looks a little bit, I don't want to say too fake, because it would
  • [04:56.720 – 05:05.600] be a little bit respectless. Okay, let's see if I can show the other side, but actually it doesn't
  • [05:05.600 – 05:15.200] look like this. What do we have here written on the wall? Oh god, the smell. What is this?
  • [05:16.720 – 05:25.920] Yeah, that doesn't smell good. I thought already the smell of the fast food place was quite off-putting,
  • [05:26.880 – 05:36.720] but wow, yeah, overall maybe not the nicest castle, but at least it was a nice challenge.
  • [05:36.720 – 05:45.680] Nice, it was a challenge to walk up the mountain. Everything has to be steep around here, for fuck's
  • [05:45.680 – 05:51.920] sake. Anyway, let's see what I can show you here. Oh fantastic, absolutely nothing.
  • [05:52.240 – 05:56.720] I mean, yes, nature's nice and everything, but
  • [06:01.120 – 06:07.040] when you walk up such a steep hill, you expect more than one side of a castle where you can
  • [06:07.040 – 06:12.400] actually see the other mountains around. Oh, for fuck's sake. What do we have here?
  • [06:12.400 – 06:24.560] When I compare the impression I have here with the beautiful museum I visited today as well,
  • [06:25.200 – 06:30.000] I have to say they don't make a good job in keeping the place clean and well maintained.
  • [06:30.800 – 06:36.560] Everything around here looks beaten up. I'm really not a fan of this. Okay, maybe I was wrong,
  • [06:36.560 – 06:43.120] apparently we should have quite a nice view from above here. Let's see if this is actually true
  • [06:43.120 – 06:54.880] or not. Okay, it is true. Wow, that is fucking high. It was actually worth coming here.
  • [06:56.880 – 07:01.680] You can see so far away in the distance, also far in the distance. It's impressive,
  • [07:01.920 – 07:10.640] but yeah, I know I sound like a fucking crybaby again, but I start to feel dizzy around here.
  • [07:12.400 – 07:16.480] I really don't understand why someone was motivated back then to attack such a castle.
  • [07:17.200 – 07:22.960] Imagine all the shit you have to bring up here to kill someone or to raid the fucking building.
  • [07:22.960 – 07:27.440] Okay my friends, that's it for today. I am completely exhausted. I will go back to the car,
  • [07:28.000 – 07:32.000] and I will try to update my blog with new photos as soon as possible.
  • [07:32.800 – 07:43.360] I hope you can enjoy your weekend. Over and out.

Transkript des Videos

  • [00:00.000 – 00:06.400] Okay my friends, I am standing on the trail that leads to the Borg Tech next to Boiren.
  • [00:06.400 – 00:12.720] Unfortunately, the trail is rather steep, and I couldn't drive with the car any closer.
  • [00:12.720 – 00:16.960] Yeah, I know I sound lazy as fuck, but I was already walking quite some time today,
  • [00:16.960 – 00:22.640] and I still wanted to see the castle, but this will probably take me some time to reach the
  • [00:22.640 – 00:28.560] castle. I hope you will still enjoy the video, and as soon as I am on top of the mountain,
  • [00:28.560 – 00:36.080] I will turn the camera on again. It takes way longer to walk up this awfully steep hill.
  • [00:37.520 – 00:44.400] Yes, I know I said I will turn the camera on when I reach the top of the mountain, but since
  • [00:45.600 – 00:53.840] this was most likely to take some time more than I expected, I thought I actually show
  • [00:54.720 – 01:01.440] you how steep everything around here is, and despite the fact that I'm looking forward to
  • [01:01.440 – 01:11.600] see the castle, walking up there feels a little bit like torture. I know I should enjoy the walk
  • [01:11.600 – 01:20.480] up there as well, but today, no. And you can already tell I'm breathing like your local pervert.
  • [01:21.440 – 01:30.080] Oh, that is mean. I have to walk down a little bit to walk up an even steeper part of the trail
  • [01:30.080 – 01:36.880] again. Oh god, that sucks. Okay, I'm still walking up the hill. It's awfully steep,
  • [01:37.760 – 01:44.400] and it's getting actually worse and worse. So far not the most enjoyable experience, to be fully
  • [01:44.400 – 01:51.840] honest, but I'm pretty sure we will have a stunning view in the end. At least I hope so,
  • [01:52.640 – 01:58.080] because otherwise it wouldn't have been worth it to climb up this fucking mountain.
  • [02:01.200 – 02:07.680] That's nice, that they ride when you're probably already 95% up the mountain,
  • [02:08.400 – 02:14.880] the day will close soon. Oh fucking fantastic. Finally it looks like there's the first part
  • [02:15.760 – 02:23.040] of a defense wall. I hope I'm not wrong. No, and there we have the castle, finally.
  • [02:25.280 – 02:32.240] Just to give you an impression of how steep it actually is here. I really hope the view
  • [02:32.240 – 02:42.480] from up there will be worth the entire hike. I was under the foolish impression
  • [02:43.440 – 02:50.880] I could drive with the car basically next to the castle, get out, take a couple of pictures,
  • [02:52.080 – 03:00.320] but yeah, I couldn't have been more wrong. That was one of the worst hikes in a long time,
  • [03:01.280 – 03:07.120] because it's just deep today, it's awfully warm and humid, and it doesn't really feel
  • [03:09.520 – 03:15.120] enjoyable or relaxing by any means. I'm not sure if it's the smartest idea to have the escape tunnel
  • [03:16.720 – 03:23.440] basically coming out on the main trail where your enemies walk up to kill you,
  • [03:23.600 – 03:34.240] but yeah, let's see how it is in the inside of the castle. Oh, there's already a horrible fast food
  • [03:34.240 – 03:40.880] smell in there. I read something about the restaurant, but usually at such locations
  • [03:43.040 – 03:47.760] those places are more or less shit. I'm finally on top of the mountain and inside
  • [03:48.640 – 03:53.760] the castle walls. You can see I have a stunning view in the background. Don't worry, I will turn
  • [03:53.760 – 04:01.360] the camera around. I will just show you a brief overview, and then you will get more detailed shots,
  • [04:02.080 – 04:09.120] but you can tell I'm sweating like a fucking pig. I'm so exhausted. This wasn't planned for the day
  • [04:09.120 – 04:13.360] at all. Don't get me wrong. I'm happy now that I'm on top of the mountain and that I made it.
  • [04:14.320 – 04:20.880] It shows that starting to lose more weight actually helped, but I'm so done,
  • [04:21.920 – 04:28.080] and obviously I didn't brought a water bottle, and here we have the overview from one side of the
  • [04:28.080 – 04:34.320] castle, and I have to say it was actually worth coming to the top of the mountain, but I need a
  • [04:34.320 – 04:41.200] break now. I'm completely done. Okay, just to give you a little bit of an overview of the castle,
  • [04:41.360 – 04:49.280] it's actually a nice building, but to be fully fair, the last one I showed you I preferred a little
  • [04:49.280 – 04:56.720] bit more, because I don't know, it looks a little bit, I don't want to say too fake, because it would
  • [04:56.720 – 05:05.600] be a little bit respectless. Okay, let's see if I can show the other side, but actually it doesn't
  • [05:05.600 – 05:15.200] look like this. What do we have here written on the wall? Oh god, the smell. What is this?
  • [05:16.720 – 05:25.920] Yeah, that doesn't smell good. I thought already the smell of the fast food place was quite off-putting,
  • [05:26.880 – 05:36.720] but wow, yeah, overall maybe not the nicest castle, but at least it was a nice challenge.
  • [05:36.720 – 05:45.680] Nice, it was a challenge to walk up the mountain. Everything has to be steep around here, for fuck's
  • [05:45.680 – 05:51.920] sake. Anyway, let's see what I can show you here. Oh fantastic, absolutely nothing.
  • [05:52.240 – 05:56.720] I mean, yes, nature's nice and everything, but
  • [06:01.120 – 06:07.040] when you walk up such a steep hill, you expect more than one side of a castle where you can
  • [06:07.040 – 06:12.400] actually see the other mountains around. Oh, for fuck's sake. What do we have here?
  • [06:12.400 – 06:24.560] When I compare the impression I have here with the beautiful museum I visited today as well,
  • [06:25.200 – 06:30.000] I have to say they don't make a good job in keeping the place clean and well maintained.
  • [06:30.800 – 06:36.560] Everything around here looks beaten up. I'm really not a fan of this. Okay, maybe I was wrong,
  • [06:36.560 – 06:43.120] apparently we should have quite a nice view from above here. Let's see if this is actually true
  • [06:43.120 – 06:54.880] or not. Okay, it is true. Wow, that is fucking high. It was actually worth coming here.
  • [06:56.880 – 07:01.680] You can see so far away in the distance, also far in the distance. It's impressive,
  • [07:01.920 – 07:10.640] but yeah, I know I sound like a fucking crybaby again, but I start to feel dizzy around here.
  • [07:12.400 – 07:16.480] I really don't understand why someone was motivated back then to attack such a castle.
  • [07:17.200 – 07:22.960] Imagine all the shit you have to bring up here to kill someone or to raid the fucking building.
  • [07:22.960 – 07:27.440] Okay my friends, that's it for today. I am completely exhausted. I will go back to the car,
  • [07:28.000 – 07:32.000] and I will try to update my blog with new photos as soon as possible.
  • [07:32.800 – 07:43.360] I hope you can enjoy your weekend. Over and out.